Friday, October 11, 2013

You Are Never Safe - On Water Or On Land









 
Don't dare tell me that Sharks are going extinct. It seems like every second movie that I watch these days shows me at least one of these sea monters surviving inside a shopping mall, or a tornado, or at the desert or in the high mountains. If fact you can't swing a bucket full of chum around this place without having one of the little bastards sneak up on you. It's a good thing I taste like A &W root beer and desperation. A very unappetizing combination. When will SPACE SHARK be released? It's seem the only logical next chapter in the story.

7 comments:

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Fortunately we have Batman who is always prepared with his anti-shark repellent Bat Spray to save us.

http://erikjohnsonillustrator.blogspot.com/2013/07/batman-vs-sharknado.html

Tim Knight said...

Space Shark? Genius! For my sins I have to confess I've seen six of the nine films you mentioned at the top of the article. Does this make me a bad person?

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

Tim you may have seen six, but my brother OWNS at least three of these. Which is worse? Watching so many bad shark movies or watching a few bad shark movies repeatedly?

Tim Knight said...

Okay, second confession: I too OWN at least three of these as well :)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Snow sharks? Well, that should make winter more interesting in the Great White North.

Dr. Theda said...

Don't forget Chevy Chase's "Land Shark" from the old Saturday Night Live....

Tempo said...

I saw Sharktopus a few days ago and I warmly and heartily don't recommend it to anyone living or dead...ever. What complete rubbish.