Friday, February 7, 2014

Russia, Russia, Russia

I can't tell you how much I am enjoying the stories of how unprepared Sochi, Russia, is for the Winter Olympics. I love the horror stories of facilities not up to par and barely livable living conditions which by Russian standards are considered 'luxury. Why does everything this Russia touches turn to shit? Why can't they do ONE job right considering they have had 10 years to prepare for the Winter Olympics? I could give you a whole lot of geopolitical balloon juice about why this is happening, but the truth comes down to ONE fact. They are RUSSIANS. It's not in them to stage such an event. Not in the Russia of today. No one has done a good job since Fabrege made those fancy eggs for the Czars. Everything else that Russian makes or builds is junky, dangerous and unreliable.

 
So today stats their Olympics. I can only sit back and smile as the cavalcade of incompetence becomes THE story of the games. Hopefully such sloppy work does not filter down to the security forces. It would be terrible if some terrorist group was allowed to succeed. I don't have any faith that something like that won't happen. Though if the terrorists do attack, retreat to this bathroom and use the fire hose as a weapon - assuming of course the water to the fire hose is actually attached to the water source.

 
Now the rooms that met many of the athletes looked like the terrorists had already moved in and trashed the place. Those Death to America parties ruin more hotel rooms than any other kind of party.
 

3 comments:

Konsumterra said...

i was in russia in 80s and horror bathrooms where a specialty then - grout not used for tiles - just cement done crudely, everything shoddy and half done by unhappy uncaring workers - i remember sign in bathroom indicating do not use shower outside of the shower signs

zoo signs funny too

supermarket horror stories too

profsafety said...

I really hope no one gets hurt, but I would love to see this whole propaganda show blow up in their face. Maybe a power outage? putin is a bond villain with a crappy name. I wish he had a better comic villain name; Ivan Killinski.

Kal said...

You all laugh at me BUT when the aliens attack with help from their octopus buddies, we will need him and his resources on our side. He just needs to get over the whole 'gay' thing and stop cutting corners on an event that the whole world is there to witness. Numnut.