Sunday, July 13, 2014

Paddington? But He's A Trouble Maker



All I know is chaos follows him and he likes to theft marmalade whenever he can. So put that on the high shelves after he scams a few nights on your couch. You are right to call your insurance guy and update your policy. Trouble making bear. But you will get yours once you travel to America and meet up with some Hillbilly in Alabama with an permit to open carry his weapon. Then you will one dead, poached little bear. Sad to see you go, buddy, but that is the Circle of Life (cue theme music).

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Nothing but trouble from that little fuzzy guy....his almost as bad as Gremlins lol.

Kal said...

Why doesn't any notice he is a bear in a hat.

Unknown said...

I worked on this movie. The woman that played Padington (for the sake of the actors being able to deliver their lines to a correct eyeline) was wicked cool. She wore the blue duffle coat, the red hat and carried his suitcase. Having a sneaky cigarette with her when we had the chance was a tad odd to say the least. Really fun gig though.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I'm glad Colin Firth will not be voicing Paddington after all. The role is beneath him.

Nathan said...

It's all just a ploy to sell orange marmalade.