I image some poor student teacher who loaded the toner wrong. Of course this would NEVER happen in real life but I have broken the glass plate by holding a book down so hard.
They made me think like I would have too because I was a student teacher and they liked to mess with me but it was all covered by insurance. I just didn't know my own strength I guess.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
holy shit, that's awesome. sucks for whoever was standing at ground zero but that's awsome!
I image some poor student teacher who loaded the toner wrong. Of course this would NEVER happen in real life but I have broken the glass plate by holding a book down so hard.
that sucks, did you have to pay for it?
They made me think like I would have too because I was a student teacher and they liked to mess with me but it was all covered by insurance. I just didn't know my own strength I guess.
Are you sure it was a "book" you were holding down on the glass, Cal? Tell the truth now!
What are you implying?
I am sure they dusted the class for my butt print.
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