Friday, January 9, 2015

Slider Is Missing And Presumed Dead

Worse yet, the kidnappers didn't even ask for a ransom. That means the crime is PERSONAL. But who can have a hate on for Curling's newest mascot? That's the real question, isn't it? But try to get law enforcement to take this mascot related curling crime seriously? Good luck. They don't care.

 

6 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

There seems to be a lot of thieves and other criminals who watch curling. Remember last winter when the Briar rings got stolen down in wherever-it-was?

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Those rings are valuable to the right European collector.

j-swin said...

why don't you get your buddy mccheese involved? i'm sure for the right price he'll get you anything you want!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Oh you BASTARD. How you speak his name with such venom. Trust me, when THE MAN is giving you the screwgie you will be happy to see McCheese's arrival.

j-swin said...

no way man, the moment you see that sash whip in the air like in a john woo film, you know the end is nigh.

"to smell his pickles is to smell your own death."

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

But those deaths are righteous ones so his karma is clean.