Why Monkey Sister Wives are not allowed? Well no one told me. What was I suppose to think after golden plates and magical underwear? Yes, Mormons, the ISIS of North America. What will they do, throw a non carbonated beverage at me at the strip club? Oh that's right, event thought Utah consumes the most digital porn, they have no strip clubs. My bad.
Looks to me like the Mormon Monkey Wife is going to be trouble. Look at that stinkeye glare she's giving the new concubine, I mean wife, and the possessive way she's got her furry paw planted on his head. Nope, it's not going to be all peaches and cream.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
Man, the Mormons will be out for your blood now.
Why Monkey Sister Wives are not allowed? Well no one told me. What was I suppose to think after golden plates and magical underwear?
Yes, Mormons, the ISIS of North America. What will they do, throw a non carbonated beverage at me at the strip club? Oh that's right, event thought Utah consumes the most digital porn, they have no strip clubs. My bad.
Looks to me like the Mormon Monkey Wife is going to be trouble.
Look at that stinkeye glare she's giving the new concubine, I mean wife, and the possessive way she's got her furry paw planted on his head. Nope, it's not going to be all peaches and cream.
Monkey rips grooms face off during consecration of their wedding. It will be in all tomorrow's papers.
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