If you have the ability to grow your hair past your twenties then you OWE it not to shake your man bun at me like you are better than me with my beautifully scars and my balk head. Don't wave your bun in my face. I get it. You got hair. Next you will be waving your dick at me and THEN we got an issue, hipster.
Plus the man bun just looks stupid. What was wrong with the ponytail or the scraggly THOR look? Never see the God of Thunder with a man bun. It's over. Stop it.
Ha ha, there's lots of photos on the internet of Chris Hemsworth with his hair in a man bun. That's close enough for me! (And Sebastian Stan too -- rowrrrr. If it's good enough for the Winter Soldier, it's good enough for anyone.)
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
7 comments:
Damn you, I had to laugh despite my love for man buns.
I never call these man buns, cause there's nothing manly about them! I refer to them as the Aunt May.
Is not, has never been, and never will be, a good look.
Either grow it out or chop it off.
If you have the ability to grow your hair past your twenties then you OWE it not to shake your man bun at me like you are better than me with my beautifully scars and my balk head. Don't wave your bun in my face. I get it. You got hair. Next you will be waving your dick at me and THEN we got an issue, hipster.
Plus the man bun just looks stupid. What was wrong with the ponytail or the scraggly THOR look? Never see the God of Thunder with a man bun. It's over. Stop it.
Ha ha, there's lots of photos on the internet of Chris Hemsworth with his hair in a man bun. That's close enough for me! (And Sebastian Stan too -- rowrrrr. If it's good enough for the Winter Soldier, it's good enough for anyone.)
I get more Aunt Bee. Like in the Andy Griffith Show. Except Aunt Bee wore it better. J-swim's got the best idea.
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