The kind of movie that soars beyond adjectives like "good" or "bad": it's sincere but overstuffed, visually gorgeous but dramatically clunky, and it represents a singular vision while simultaneously featuring two wildly miscast actors in the lead roles.
Thursday, July 13, 2017
I Don't Want To Say I Told You So But I Told You So
The kind of movie that soars beyond adjectives like "good" or "bad": it's sincere but overstuffed, visually gorgeous but dramatically clunky, and it represents a singular vision while simultaneously featuring two wildly miscast actors in the lead roles.
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They both look like sulky adolescents.
No kidding. That picture says it all.
this movie is gonna tank at the box office on it's opening weekend i can read this one with my eyes closed. till this day i still can't make heads or tales about what The Fifth Element was even about and i hated chris tucker's character in that movie. i suspect Valerian's story line may be quite convoluted as well but i think just the over abundance of fake cgi alone will be it's ticket sales death knell. it's too bad to i really liked Clive Owen in Children of Men and Dane Dehann in Chronicle both awesome sci-fi dramas. even Rhianna was quite enjoyable in BattleShip which was not so awesome but at least had some entertainment value on a weekend afternoon when you've got nothing to do sorta way.
I will watch it but I won't pay to watch it and if I watch it then I can bash it.
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