i knew the second i saw a trailer for this movie the first time that it was gonna be a steaming pile of a box office bomb and i was right. Just like with Jupiter Ascending and i'm pretty sure the same will be the case for Valerian that also looks fucken awful with all that fake ass looking cgi.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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I lasted about 20 minutes into this movie before having to turn it off. A true example of the maxim that excess does not always lead to success!
Wow but it's crappy.
It actually sets a new (low) bar for crapness by which other films can be judged ;-)
i knew the second i saw a trailer for this movie the first time that it was gonna be a steaming pile of a box office bomb and i was right. Just like with Jupiter Ascending and i'm pretty sure the same will be the case for Valerian that also looks fucken awful with all that fake ass looking cgi.
I was out in under 20 myself. Yeah special effects are pretty but they are meaningless if the story is so awful.
I have big hopes for Valerian just because it's Luc Besson who did Fifth Element but damn I hate Carla so that will be distracting.
The only good part was Geoffrey Rush as Ra pulling the sun across the sky. I thought that was a cool visual.
To say I wasn't a fan of the fifth element would be quite an under statement but The Profesdional was pretty awesome.
Love the Professional and his District 13 Movies.
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