For a moment there, I thought you were being seduced by a woman with heart hair, a terminal condition. Now heart breaking is something I'm familiar with. Just don't let her out-beard you and I think you'll have lovely offspring. Costco has lint rollers by the case.
Like Marge said to Homer when Homer suggested he could marry Carl and Lenny - "Don't you push them. They will discover their love for each other all on their own."
I think we'll keep it a long distance relationship. Besides, what if our cats didn't get along. Our kitty is a terrible snob and I'm sure the Baroness would think Tag was below her station. A Mexican standoff as they say here in the southwest. No fun at all.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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For a moment there, I thought you were being seduced by a woman with heart hair, a terminal condition. Now heart breaking is something I'm familiar with. Just don't let her out-beard you and I think you'll have lovely offspring. Costco has lint rollers by the case.
Well written. I want you to help me with my wedding vows.
You were made for each other! I mean you and the Monkey Woman, not you and DrGoat. Though correct me if I'm wrong, boys.
Like Marge said to Homer when Homer suggested he could marry Carl and Lenny - "Don't you push them. They will discover their love for each other all on their own."
I think we'll keep it a long distance relationship. Besides, what if our cats didn't get along. Our kitty is a terrible snob and I'm sure the Baroness would think Tag was below her station. A Mexican standoff as they say here in the southwest. No fun at all.
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