My Thoughts On Amazon's Stupid Plan To Do A TELEVISION Series Based On The Lord of the Rings

What? The 20 hour of live action brilliant story telling (If you include all shot footage from Hobbit to Return of the King) wasn't enough of a contained story for all of us to love and revere. What did we miss. The teen years of Gimli, Legolas and Aragorn? Baby Frodo and Sam? Gandalf as a Shaggy like student in Wizard College who smokes too much Old Toby with Bilbo his old dorm roomie. And don't even get me started on this guy Golum's happy life story.

 

Let it go Amazon. Don't try to be like Game Of Thrones light. The Internet will destroy your effort and each and every mistake you make. It's a uphill climb. Stop It. Do something original. Like the Real Housewives of the Shire and the Real Housewives of Rivendale. In other worlds I don't care what happen outside of the story that know. LORD OF THE RINGS DOES NOT NEED TO BE IMPROVED UPON

 

What other classic do you think Amazon should produce instead of this one or do you disagree with me? My other idea would be SPACE 1999. Because I think I read that Netflix would be doing The Umbrella Academy with Ellen Page cast already as the White Violin.so you guys lost out on that one.

 

The story follows the estranged members of a dysfunctional family of superheroes known as the Umbrella Academy — Luther, Diego, Allison, Vanya, Klaus and Number Five — as they work together to solve their father’s mysterious death while coming apart at the seams due to their divergent personalities and abilities.

 

 

Page will play Vanya, the black sheep of her dysfunctional family. She’s the only one of Reginald Hargreeves’ adopted children with no supernatural abilities. A meek and insecure wallflower, Vanya struggles to find her place in the world.

 

Call me Amazon. I will give you such killer show ideas that deserve the 10 episode treatment. And I will take all my pay in Amazon bucks and free shipping so it's a WIN/WIN for everyone.