Saturday, April 7, 2018

Why Are My Parties The Best?













This party crashing bitch got turned away at the door.
 
 
Because I keep a tight grip on my guest list.
No Alabama ditch trash allowed.
 

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

You run a tight ship, Cal.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

You have to. Once caught her with a clutch full of jumbo shrimp.