Happens To Me At Least Three Times A Week

I am on to you Facebook Robot. I am so onto your bullshit. And your buddy the toaster? Well, he, me and the hammer went out and had a litte discussion and it appears he was doing some spying for the Facebook Robot which we all know is the precursor to SKYNET. Well he didn't squeal right away. But after we turned him from a four slice to a two slice toaster he was ready to tell us everything we wanted to know.