Maybe, just maybe, he brings a balance back to the timeline, which seems to have drifted into one of those Twilight Zone episodes where the Nazis won the war or something. The Mayans kicked the Spaniards asses, or chocolate was never invented.
Something like that. Only the stones can talk in this case, have magical powers and sometimes can be a bit snarky. Working with them can be a freaking nightmare and bring up NOTHING about the capitalist exploiter, the evil Claus.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Maybe, just maybe, he brings a balance back to the timeline, which seems to have drifted into one of those Twilight Zone episodes where the Nazis won the war or something. The Mayans kicked the Spaniards asses, or chocolate was never invented.
Are these freaky animals like Infinity Stones or something?
Something like that. Only the stones can talk in this case, have magical powers and sometimes can be a bit snarky. Working with them can be a freaking nightmare and bring up NOTHING about the capitalist exploiter, the evil Claus.
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