Saturday, June 1, 2019

The Very LAST Weekly Headlines

 
Another monstrously bad idea. At least we won't have to deal with the idiot trump for very much longer because we ALL are already done. This shit will end badly and it will end badly soon. Damn I always thought it would be A.I.that got us in the end. I guess the toaster was right to always try to calm my fear of the machines while it's going to be a pathogen from something that should have remained frozen in the ice is going to be what fucks us up. Great. It will make Ebola look like a sore throat. Nice knowing everyone.

 
Read the above story. Now the fleash eating spider doesn't seem so bad, does it?



 
Yeh, that seems about right.
 
 
Christian Pizza is BY DEFINITION, the pizza of the Devil.
 

2 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

So . . . was that guy masturbating while WEARING a wig or was he masturbating INTO a wig? That's just ambiguous writing, man.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Both were true unfortunately and there was little space in the little box to say that.