Low Price / Mystery Packaging

Just because there is an apple on the package doesn't mean the product contains any apple based product. That is our promise to you.

Perogies For Supper

It Was My Fallback College

But That Makes Her A Total Phony Then

I feel tricked. There goes my last bit of hope and good will.

If You Know Who This Is Then You Are My People

Sundays With The Shadow

How Would It Be To Live In A Tree?

And Wipe Your Dirty Feet Before You Come In

Just Funny

Little Know Fact

Chang the Chinese Giant C. 1870

He ate his weight in pork chops everyday.

I Can't Even Change My Own Oil

"This is really cool. 8 soldiers pull up on a main street in Halifax , Nova Scotia on some holiday. They’re in a standard issue WWII type Willys Jeep. In the span of about 3 to 4 minutes they completely disassemble the vehicle and reassemble it and drive off in it, fully operable! The idea being to show the genius that went into the making of the jeep and its basic simplicity."

Tumblr Girls Of The Week

 

I Don't Blame Her Because He Should Have Known Better

"A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriends teeth after he dumped her for another woman - who has now left him because he is toothless. Anny Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking revenge on her 45 year old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with a toothache just days after breaking up with her. She gave him a dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out."

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2136265/Dentist-Anna-Mackowiak-pulled-ALL-boyfriend-Marek-Olszewski-s-teeth-dumped-her.html#ixzz1tOOFmPkF

This idiot reminds me of all the guys who take a lie detector test on the Maury Povich show thinking that they can beat the machine. Then to add insult to injury, they always get caught on hidden camera kissing up to a sexy decoy. I would hope they would have actually WATCHED the program before going onto it. It's simple - if Maury leaves you alone in a room with a sexy girl who is INTO YOU it's all a trap and it's your own damn fault for falling for it. And if you break up with a dentist you really shouldn't rely on her professionalism while she is still bitter. Was she the ONLY dentist he could have visited? Get used to gumming all your food, numnut.

Daily Reminder - Why You Need To Keep The Harpoon Near The Tub

Because before you know it you will be down a couple of roomies.

Vintage Beauty

Super Best Friends Forever Episode 3

Early Evening Captions

I'll Pass, Thank You

Saturday Funnies