Sunday, December 30, 2012
God Damn I Love This Movie
Frank Langella in the greatest piece of hammy overacting it has ever been my pleasure to enjoy.
This Is A Productive Step, Don't You Think?
Just the other day I said to myself, I said, "Self, what this world needs is a double barrelled hand gun - because that is what has really been keeping gun violence at an all time high - the inability to fire two bullets at the same time."
No thug is gonna be without one. Way to make one dangerous product obsolete while making another one fashionable. Death is always a good business to be in. Never run out of customers or demand.
No thug is gonna be without one. Way to make one dangerous product obsolete while making another one fashionable. Death is always a good business to be in. Never run out of customers or demand.
That Reminds Me, I Have An Appointment With My Tomato Hating South African Doctor This Week
Can't wait to be in the warm embrace of his hyper efficient Nazi nurses. Winter makes them extra cuddly.
From The Library At The Cave Of Cool
What is your favorite chicken story?
When I was a kid the funnest times we had in the summer was going to the family farm in rural Manitoba. It was a terrible piece of swampland between the two smallest towns in Canada, Vita and Sundown. The family kept a few cows, many chickens and had the best berry bushes in the Prairies. At the end of the summer everyone would come together to make jam, harvest the hay and kill the chickens. I was more of an 'indoor' child and I hated the whole massacre of the chickens. It was my 'silence of the lambs'.
I remember so vividly watching my sister in her little white dress covered in chicken blood. My relatives thought it was great to give her a hatchet because she took such glee in chopping the heads off in ONE stroke then giggling her ass off as the headless birds ran around the yard. It was a horror show but strangely, never affected my love for a good chicken dinner.
Awww, He Loves His Mom
The Rock: At 14 I saw my mom crying about our only car being repossessed. This felt good.
My People Are The Best!
Jaime, over at Shezcrafti sent me an amazing package that I just got this morning. I only sent her an old Teenage Mutant Turtles Toy (in box) and she rewarded me with treasure....TREASURE!
Santa Clause, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood. You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head...I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide...
DAMN...that is just GOOD WRITING! I think I have finally found the holiday spirit. I can't wait to tear into this one.
My unlimited love to you Jaime. You truly understand me and for a shut-in loner like myself, that is the best gift of all.
Look, Cthulhu is wearing a Santa hat. He can't truly be evil, can he?
The only Amazon Princess I want gracing my gift bag is Diana
The cutest little bomb guy. He has shoes....SHOES!
And the true gem, this fantastic looking novel about my boy KRAMPUS.
Santa Clause, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood. You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head...I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide...
DAMN...that is just GOOD WRITING! I think I have finally found the holiday spirit. I can't wait to tear into this one.
My unlimited love to you Jaime. You truly understand me and for a shut-in loner like myself, that is the best gift of all.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Spider-Man Update
Never saw this one coming. Apparently Doctor Octopus found a way to switch minds with Spider-Man leaving Peter's brain inside Doc Oc's own dying body. But Peter had the last laugh. As he was dying he used Doc Oc's technology to make the villain experience the hero's life and now Doctor Oc has Peter's sense of responsibility - along with all his powers.
So things didn't work out quite as Doctor Octopus planned. Peter may have died but Doc Oc found himself promising Peter that he would do the right thing. He would not be a SPECTACULAR or AMAZING Spider-Man but a SUPERIOR one - hence the title of the new Spider-Man title - SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN.
After 700 issues that's it for Peter Parker - until of course they find a way to bring him back. No death in comics is ever permanent (except for Uncle Ben's death of course) and I am sure the creators have written themselves a way to return Peter's mind to his body. I have to admit that I am interested in seeing how this all plays out.
How will Otto fool all of Peter's friends and family? How much influence will Peter's memories have on Octavius? Will he be forced to become a hero against his will? I have to hand it to Marvel, they certainly are taking chances with their newest NOW line. I haven't been this excited about a Marvel comic in a long time.
So things didn't work out quite as Doctor Octopus planned. Peter may have died but Doc Oc found himself promising Peter that he would do the right thing. He would not be a SPECTACULAR or AMAZING Spider-Man but a SUPERIOR one - hence the title of the new Spider-Man title - SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN.
After 700 issues that's it for Peter Parker - until of course they find a way to bring him back. No death in comics is ever permanent (except for Uncle Ben's death of course) and I am sure the creators have written themselves a way to return Peter's mind to his body. I have to admit that I am interested in seeing how this all plays out.
How will Otto fool all of Peter's friends and family? How much influence will Peter's memories have on Octavius? Will he be forced to become a hero against his will? I have to hand it to Marvel, they certainly are taking chances with their newest NOW line. I haven't been this excited about a Marvel comic in a long time.
All I Ask Is That You TRY!
I recognize the horse from the western-themed Batman figure from the Legends of The Dark Knight line and the graphic novel, The Blue, The Grey and The Bat. Of course this set begs the question, what does SUPERMAN need with a horse? He's SUPERMAN!!
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