Monday, January 5, 2009

Superhero...NOT Gay


Of course I am single and occasionally I am asked the question..."What are you gay?" And that bothers me not because I have anything against gays but why does it have to immediately be that? I am neither thin nor neat so wassup? Superman was single. Batman was single. Could it be that I am just a superhero? Could it be that my love for this great metropolis is such that I don't have the time to commit fully to a relationship? Disagree with me all you want but don't call me when the next robot alien zombie from space attacks. I only wear a cape in my civilian life because its stylish...not because I want to be a fancy boy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Golden Age Batman married Catwoman...
Golden Age and Modern Age Superman married Lois Lane...
Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Anonymous said...

dude maybe its cuz you look/behave gay, you sure you're not a closet homo?