Sammich Love

I am in love. And its not with another person its with a sandwich. I wonder if they do take out like those sites who advertise mail order brides. I could bring that sandwich over the border and give it a nice home in my belly. Like Anthony Bourdain says, the 'Three Little Pigs' sandwich is the work of an evil genius. THIS is the way a supervillian needs to be spending his time. Thinking up sandwiches that can kill you. How can I make a baloney and cheese disappointment ever again when if I apply myself I can wallow in something greater. Its a lesson for all you kids out there.