Yeh, Its a Purse

I may be called a nancy boy for admitting this but if I needed a manly bag to carry all my superhero stuff and candy in I would totally go for these. The only thing that would make them better would be if the handles had blades that could telescope on demand. Or light sabre energy beams. Wouldn't a light sabre with a hilt like a calvary sword be deliciously steampunk?