It's That Time Of Year Again

You would think after all these years that this poor delusional kid would learn his lesson and just go around collecting candy like everyone else. It breaks my heart every year because we ALL know what is coming. If I was his father I would just hide in the pumpkin patch with a bag of toys and my Great Pumpkin costume. You know of all the Peanuts characters that Linus grew to be the most screwed up. Charlie Brown just became a drinker. PigPen made millions selling vacuums on the Home Shopping Network. Marcy and Peppermint Patty accepted who they were and became successful Roller Derby stars. Lucy? Well she was in jail for stalking one if not all of the Jonas Brothers.

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