Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Classic School Assignment

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Classic School Assignment

This kid would get an A+ from me for the entertainment value alone. Click to enlarge.

5 comments:

Wings1295 said...: Oh my. Sounds like someone needs a PSA from Smokey the Bear or something.

And it frightens me a bit, cause my niece is named Katrina. Gonna have to check with her, just in case.; January 10, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: You niece was named after a Hurricane. Yeh, definately check that out.; January 10, 2010 at 9:04 AM
Wings1295 said...: She had the name first!; January 10, 2010 at 9:09 AM
vancouver mark said...: "Entertainment value alone??!!??" See, this is why some people should not work with children.
This is clearly a desperate cry for help, from an extremely disturbed child who exhibits violent abuse against animals, kleptomania, arson, serious eating disorders, and may have dangerously high cholesterol from all the cheese.
You'd give her an A for entertainment value???
And if she brought in her dead cat for show and tell, its mouth stretched open to hold a brick of cheddar and its bloody eye sockets carefully stuffed with little balls of gouda, you'd, what, praise her creativity and give her bonus marks if she spells "spinach" correctly??

And we wonder what the hell is wrong with kids these days!!!; January 10, 2010 at 10:08 AM
Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...: Mark, Mark, Mark...of course it's a cry for help. Let me enjoy one joyful moment while marking a hundred pages of boring dreck before I call in social services. Trust me. I can spot the ones in trouble LONG before they commit their pain to paper. This is just proof to support my attempts to get her some help. Beside, we don't do show and tell anymore. It disturbs the immigrant children too much to see all that their Canadian classmates have.; January 10, 2010 at 10:25 AM

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