"Entertainment value alone??!!??" See, this is why some people should not work with children. This is clearly a desperate cry for help, from an extremely disturbed child who exhibits violent abuse against animals, kleptomania, arson, serious eating disorders, and may have dangerously high cholesterol from all the cheese. You'd give her an A for entertainment value??? And if she brought in her dead cat for show and tell, its mouth stretched open to hold a brick of cheddar and its bloody eye sockets carefully stuffed with little balls of gouda, you'd, what, praise her creativity and give her bonus marks if she spells "spinach" correctly??
And we wonder what the hell is wrong with kids these days!!!
Mark, Mark, Mark...of course it's a cry for help. Let me enjoy one joyful moment while marking a hundred pages of boring dreck before I call in social services. Trust me. I can spot the ones in trouble LONG before they commit their pain to paper. This is just proof to support my attempts to get her some help. Beside, we don't do show and tell anymore. It disturbs the immigrant children too much to see all that their Canadian classmates have.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
Oh my. Sounds like someone needs a PSA from Smokey the Bear or something.
And it frightens me a bit, cause my niece is named Katrina. Gonna have to check with her, just in case.
You niece was named after a Hurricane. Yeh, definately check that out.
She had the name first!
"Entertainment value alone??!!??" See, this is why some people should not work with children.
This is clearly a desperate cry for help, from an extremely disturbed child who exhibits violent abuse against animals, kleptomania, arson, serious eating disorders, and may have dangerously high cholesterol from all the cheese.
You'd give her an A for entertainment value???
And if she brought in her dead cat for show and tell, its mouth stretched open to hold a brick of cheddar and its bloody eye sockets carefully stuffed with little balls of gouda, you'd, what, praise her creativity and give her bonus marks if she spells "spinach" correctly??
And we wonder what the hell is wrong with kids these days!!!
Mark, Mark, Mark...of course it's a cry for help. Let me enjoy one joyful moment while marking a hundred pages of boring dreck before I call in social services. Trust me. I can spot the ones in trouble LONG before they commit their pain to paper. This is just proof to support my attempts to get her some help. Beside, we don't do show and tell anymore. It disturbs the immigrant children too much to see all that their Canadian classmates have.
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