This Is Why I Love April On 'Parks And Rec'

April: I wana be your assistant.
Ron: Really? You hate it here.
April: So do you. I’ll make sure you don’t have to go to any meetings, if anyone comes to see you I’ll scared them away.
Tom: Wait! April, if you had to choose between this two ties…
(April closes the door in his face)
Ron: You’re hired.


April: Where are you going?
Jerry: I want to talk to Ron about the size of my desk.
April: Jerry, you have to schedule an appointment.
Jerry: Okay, how ‘bout now?
April: Ron’s not here.
Jerry: He’s right there. I-I can see him.
April: I’ll let you know when he’s available.
Ron: That a girl.

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