Tuesday, March 16, 2010

How I Know My Mother Didn't Love Me

How come I wasn't photographed while dressed like four of the worst dictators in human history? How did this woman NOT win mother of year?

I get her message that no one starts OUT bad, they just grow into the evil however, it might not be a good thing to give your baby a head start towards her goal of global domination.

Yes, it's a girl baby so it's cute. A boy baby would be too on the money. Anyone who thinks girl's can't be evil have never dated the women I have. GAH!

3 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

That's just wrong.

Unknown said...

there is going to be a mental breakdown, when kid turns adult...

DrGoat said...

As morally decrepit as a photo-op with Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman (which, by the way, can be had for $10,000)