It Just Bothers Me

First of all, the skeleton at the door is just that, a skeleton which by definition has no fleshy parts. So how does he know that that eye is his LEFT eye? Out of the head you really can't tell which eye goes in which socket.

I can see him wearing an eye patch if he has one good eye but he doesn't. Why does he even need to retrieve his eyeball? He seems to be seeing pretty good without it. That eyeball could belong to anybody

Why is he sentimental about that ONE body part? If he is a boy skeleton you would think finding his wiener would be his first priority. Like Donny Darko said, "Why would you want to live if you didn't have a dick?"

And don't those girls seem a bit too interested in that eye that they don't hear the door open? The sound of bone on floor would make some kind of racket. Am I wrong here people?