They are not like Llamas. They actually follow through on what they say they will do. You can rely on them. That is why if you are ever in a crisis, look for the nearest Kangaroo. They love to plan escapes and you can smuggle weapons in their pouches. And sammiches. But nothing cold. Their pouches are for warming not cooling. People forget that.
This is excellent information to have. Especially about the sammiches. I assume a nice Toasted ham and cheese on Rye would travel nicely. Def. changing my animal escape buddy from Llama to Roo.. You may have saved my life. winks
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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never knew they were such meticulous planners!!
They are not like Llamas. They actually follow through on what they say they will do. You can rely on them. That is why if you are ever in a crisis, look for the nearest Kangaroo. They love to plan escapes and you can smuggle weapons in their pouches. And sammiches. But nothing cold. Their pouches are for warming not cooling. People forget that.
This is excellent information to have. Especially about the sammiches. I assume a nice Toasted ham and cheese on Rye would travel nicely. Def. changing my animal escape buddy from Llama to Roo.. You may have saved my life. winks
I am nothing if not helpful. And why should the Llamas get to scam another pretty girl with their dumb cuteness. It's a scam I tells ya.
Ive had a three foot one of these jump over my head and over the 6foot fence behind me... This one is a 'blue' (photos do not do them justice)
Branching out, I see?
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