Make no mistake, they are only using the coconut for a home because they can't find a nice human skull to rest their weary bones in - a situation made worse by the fact that they have no bones to even get weary so they just inhabit our craniums out of spite. Stinkin' cephalopods. They treat our brains like they are a futon. Given half the chance, they would make a summer home out of you and your family too.
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Almost checked out this book:
http://www.amazon.com/Cowboy-Octopus-Jon-Scieszka/dp/0670910589
...from the library for my kiddos, but wanted a review from an "expert" first. Well?
DO NOT spread the filthy propaganda of the octopus to the youngins. Next thing they will want to live by the sea so they can join the happy little octopus amusements - and THAT is how they getcha. GAH! Aren't you glad you have me around to keep you informed of such things?
Not to mention the poor coconut!
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