Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Bunny Caption Of The Day

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Bunny Caption Of The Day

9 comments:

Unknown said...: Alright I am seeing a pattern. Animals plotting evil...you got something you are working on that you are trying to hint at? :); April 14, 2011 at 11:12 AM
Debra She Who Seeks said...: Pew Pew Pew! In a loud bazooka sound, of course.; April 14, 2011 at 11:29 AM
Kal said...: Obviously you haven't read too far back into my archive. Everyone knows the boneless cephalopods (squids and octopus) are the evil ringleader of an agenda that can only be satisfied by the complete destruction of all human life on this planet. Hate is all they know and killing is all they do.

On land they work with the Llamas (who make trouble on the farms by spreading gossip amoung the other animals - ESPECIALLY the dumb as stumps cows who are the last animals you would think would hate us. That is why we send them to the slaughter house - to remind them what happens to collaborators, human or bovine.

Our allies are if course the kitties and the bunnies. They are loyal and have a good head for strategy and sneekiness. They are part of a network of agents around the world who can inform us at a moments notice if any cephalops leave the safety of the sea and start making trouble on land. They also keep mummies from invading also.

I will post out manifests some day.; April 14, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Unknown said...: Oh my God!

How have I survived so long and not known this hierarchal arrangement. I had a feeling about the cows...it was that hint of hate in their eyes. Like any minute they would snap and shank you with their sharp hooves.

As for the the cephalopods, never trusted them...too squishy. Am really surprised the sharks aren't involved in this world domination plot. They look like bio-mechanical tools of destruction. The stealth fighters of the sea world.

You have to write that book!!! It would make the best cartoon EVER!; April 14, 2011 at 11:50 AM
Pearl said...: Cal, it's like a guided tour of the inside of your head in here sometimes.

:-)

Pearl; April 14, 2011 at 12:13 PM
Kal said...: You should hear all the complex mythology I have floating around in my head girls. Watch the trailer to 'Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow' and that's pretty much the film look that runs in my head 24/7.

v - Sharks are not big joiners. They prefer to stay out of the conflicts. They only look tough. In reality they are just creampuffs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Mide2KXow; April 14, 2011 at 1:27 PM
TS Hendrik said...: I don't know if he'll be a strong recruit Kal. Looks a bit unnerved. Might be better suited behind a desk.

Or possibly prophesying?; April 14, 2011 at 1:42 PM
Kal said...: I you mean the rabbit, he is pleased with his assignment - those the recoil can be a bitch.; April 14, 2011 at 2:11 PM
Unknown said...: Kal, I tried to email not sure if it worked. If not catch me at furnasv1485 at gmail.com; April 14, 2011 at 8:15 PM

Calvin's Canadian Cave Of Cool Manifesto

I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.

I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.

I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.

And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.

So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.

Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.

This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.