Nobody TURNED Into Anything Around Here

Them punks were always no good ditch trash. Both of dere mommas told me so. And they kept shoplifting at my bodega especially after they realized that by chasing them, I was only increasing the progression of my upcoming stroke or heart attack. Them two are a menace and need to be put down like wild dogs. I find it ironic that the ACTUAL wild dogs are not so much of a problem around here. But THESE two...

CAN YOU BE BORN BAD??