"Putting something like that on a penguin, it's probably only going to stress it out even more than they already are. These are wild penguins, they haven't had any interaction with humans. There's already enough stress on a bird without trying to put a sweater on it," she said.
Just when some evil knitting super villain had come up with a way to unite all the knitters of the world, the penguins turn on him and demand a more modern fashion statement. Who knew it would be the penguins who would have some class in this whole incident.
"Thank you, but no, we will not be taking any of your crappy multicolored sweaters. Just the thing I need to weigh me down in the ocean and make it easier for my predators to spot me in the water." - John Q. Penguin
Why not just send them out with those plastic rings that keep six packs of beer together around each of their necks and be done with it?
http://www.bayofplentytimes.co.nz/news/penguin-sweaters-wont-be-used/1145547/
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