There Must Always Be A Cave Of Cool

Because if someone has to planet fall from space it might as well be me, AGAIN. This is why I don't work with NASA trained monkeys because this is how it ALWAYS turns out with them - space station exploding in orbit, no room for Cal in the escape pod because we have to save the stupid monkeys. Research over human experience again. This time I will catch the pod and ride those parachutes right into the ocean. Then I will drown 15 laughing and poop smearing monkeys.