This Cycle Of Survivor Summed Up In Three Words

Women hate women.

That's all you need to know. Why is the stupidest girl also the prettiest one? Of course her name would be Kat. The ugliest one is also quite scary. She looks like David Bowie looks TODAY. She seriously needs a make-up challenge. She’s a former LAPD officer. I know she looks like serial killer Aileen Wuornos, but she could’ve added some strength and brains to the Salani Tribe.


That rope untangling was insane. And predictably the women turned their loss into an overblown emotional crisis - or they would have had one if not for Colton.

Colton, the only gay person in the tribe does NOTHING except prance like a little girl because he has an immunity idol. I was hoping that the bats would carry him away. He is such a cliched gay stereotype that he is even annoying the women with his dramatic tears. He tries too hard for attention. Maybe he should walk into the sea and not look back. 4 days in. He will be the first one to truly go off his nut and be lost into the jungle only to emerge a month later as some lemur leading jungle queen.

Also please stop whispering in the ear of your sleeping castmates. It's freaking me out.