Monday, May 14, 2012

I Would Laugh If It Was Happening To Someone Else

The other day I broke a glass in the sink. I thought I had gotten all the pieces but apparently a few shards fell into the bowl of strawberries on the counter - the same berries that and I just smoothed together with the broken glass. How do I know there was broken glass in my drink?  I pulled one decent sized shard out of my mouth. The rest went down the gullet where it is now doing a shred job on my colon.



9 comments:

Will said...

Did you see a Dr, guess they can't x-ray it. Good luck

Belle said...

I hope you are okay!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Youch! See a doc or call Capital Health link line -- maybe there's something you should eat that would bind the glass and make it less harmful?

Super-Duper ToyBox said...

thAT SOUNDS PRETTY SERIOUS

DrGoat said...

Cal, as your goat Doctor, I suggest you see a human Doctor asap. Please.

Budd said...

your digestive acieds should take a bit of the edge off, anything small enough for you to swallow without noticing shouldn't do much damage. This my personal opinion. My professional opinion will cost you.

Budd said...

the internet says you should be fine: http://www.corecharity.org.uk/The-Hazards-of-Swallowing-Glass.html. I would avoid extreme rules wrasslin matches for a few days though.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

DAMN BUDD...I WAS GOING FOR THE TITLE ON THURSDAY!

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

DAMN BUDD...I WAS GOING FOR THE TITLE ON THURSDAY!