135 Numnuts With Heat Stroke

Is that bridge really all that high up. How deep was the river water? They didn't even get wet. They were just yo-yos swinging back and forth. I suspect many spine and groin injuries.

Look what a hot summer in Russia does to a person? This is how your face eaters get their start. They begin as bridge swingers.

That is why it's best y'all just hunker down in your basement collecting canned goods, bottled water, and a dehumidifier so that you can make jerky out of any assorted critters than might come along. Its going to be a terrible apocalypse out there.