Well not for me. That really didn't happen to me. I just found the picture. I just created the illusion like any good storyteller would. Don't hate me.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
9 comments:
Plumber. Remember if it's water than don't bother, if it's blood scream and run.
I want to stitch those words of advice on a throw pillow.
Exorcist: after the water comes the gore stuff.
Neither -- you call your brother-in-law who said he could wire up your house for cheap and give him such a smack!
That's the same brother-in-law that said he could turn my toilet into a bidet...with predictable results.
Um that looks terrifying. Wow..it has been a rough day.
Well not for me. That really didn't happen to me. I just found the picture. I just created the illusion like any good storyteller would. Don't hate me.
How is that Bidet working out?
If you sit just right you can use the water to hover above the bowl.
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