Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Calvin's Number One Tip For Playing Video Games

YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING SCREEN ALL THE DAMN TIME! NEVER TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE SCREEN LEST YE DIE!

Also included in that is an plea for you to not sell your fancy computers to the slower children. The lights and noises only frighten them.

 
 

3 comments:

Unknown said...

For a couple of kids parked in front of a computer with color graphics on it--you know, something that was MINDBLOWING back whenever this ad was created--these kids look far too engrossed in each other as they delicately fiddle their joysticks. The words "ginger twincest" come to mind.

Kal said...

It's like they are playing the game in each other's head. Telepathic Gingers - what will they try to sell us next?

DrGoat said...

I think Jaime is right. Looks like they both just swallowed a canary, or something else.