Friday, December 7, 2012

Damn, I Want To Date A Cosplayer

 
I am a good person. I eat most of my vegetables. I haven't slapped the paper boy in months. The Universe OWES me!

10 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I hope Santa/Krampus brings you your dream under the tree this year.

Kal said...

I no longer hope for such a thing....even when we both know that if she comes from some poor farm in the Ukkraine that I could change her life. Till not my destiny. I must remain warm in my ennui.

Kal said...

Hell, all these years and you don't even want to meet me.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I am neither Ukrainian nor heterosexual, Cal. It wouldn't work.

Kal said...

But we could have a lunch...no strings attatched.

Kal said...

Because we live close....but you hate me don't you?

david_b said...

Entitlements, Cal..? Really?

Yeah, sounds like the media and folk you speak so highly of down here, who re-elected the guy I work for.

Sorry, we play the hand we're dealt, sir. Sad reality.

Alas, dreams are but a blueprint for finer things just beyond our horizon, so don't give up.

I'm sure there's a Cosplayer somewhere with your name on him/her.

Kal said...

So you say. But you say that just to hurt me because no one really wants me to be happy....because we all know that with the right woman I WOULD RULE THE WORLD!!!

david_b said...

Well, ok, you have us there, sir.

Ah, conspiratorily-minded as well.

We make our own happiness sir, but c'mon, seriously..:

"Who can turn the world on with his smile..??"

It's you sir and you should know it. With every little movement you show it..

You're awesome sir.

Kal said...

Damn, now I got that Mary Tyle Moore song trapped in my head. Damn you to hell good sir. If there was a glove nearby I would slap you with it and it would be pistols at dawn.