Don't Ever Change, America, Because I Love You Just The Way You Are

America is once more on a collision course with the debt ceiling, threatening the economy’s fragile recovery with an entirely avoidable crisis of Congress’ own making. But there may be a way to avoid the whole mess: President Obama can legally mint a commemorative coin worth $1 trillion to guarantee the nation’s creditworthiness. That creates its own crisis, however — namely, who do you put on the platinum coin? Fortunately, we rounded up some options.

 

http://www.businessinsider.com/3-huge-myths-about-the-plan-to-save-the-economy-with-a-trillion-dollar-platinum-coin-2013-1

 

This article describes how the goofy trillion dollar coin works and how it can get America out of it's debt ceiling crisis. God damn I love America. If they do mint the coin they of course will put an eagle on it or something equally iconic. I of course prefer Dr Evil, who is the perfect symbol for this kind of financial stupidity.