It has to do with the Rocky Mountains and all the predators that can spot them in the air. They found Hanta Virus in a delapidated cabin near here and it caused a near panic until they torched the place. We just don't do rats.
I remember reading in the news that some kid who had just moved to Calgary (probably from BC) had a pet rat and was stunned when the Rat Patrol showed up at the front door and confiscated it. Pet rats are illegal in Alberta.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
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Do they freeze to death?
It has to do with the Rocky Mountains and all the predators that can spot them in the air. They found Hanta Virus in a delapidated cabin near here and it caused a near panic until they torched the place. We just don't do rats.
We have rats here in BC but they're all pets living in Vancouver apartments of hipsters with tattoos and piercings.
Don't forget Korean bbq stands. Nothing better than rat on a bun.
I remember reading in the news that some kid who had just moved to Calgary (probably from BC) had a pet rat and was stunned when the Rat Patrol showed up at the front door and confiscated it. Pet rats are illegal in Alberta.
As it should be...stupid rodents.
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