The Math Checks Out

TEACHER: Why didn't you study?

           

STUDENT: A year has 365 days for you to study.

After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313

days left. There are 50 days in the summer that

is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days

left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that

counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141

days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day,

15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.

We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are

used in this way in the year, and we are left with

96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a

day speaking to friends and family, that takes

away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.

Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your

year; hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking

off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are

only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a

minimum of 3 days; you're left with 3 days in the

year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2

days...You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is

your birthday. That's why I did not study.

 

TEACHER: Class Dismissed