Getting there seems to be the hardest part. After that it's a lot of floating around, shitting by vacuum hose and eating your humus out of a toothpaste tube. It's freakin' heaven.
Don't get me started on Cold War Soviet design defects. I would be here all afternoon. I could write a book about those numnuts. Not an artist among them because of course Stalin and his ilk had all the artists and designers killed.
And I think the Russians lost a lot of men getting to space as quick as they did, technologically speaking. I think Gregarin was just the one who made it back alive first.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
5 comments:
It amazes me how few deaths we have actually had IN Space compared to the amount of deaths as a result of trying to get there.
Getting there seems to be the hardest part. After that it's a lot of floating around, shitting by vacuum hose and eating your humus out of a toothpaste tube. It's freakin' heaven.
The soviets seem to have lost more guys in space, while the Americans seem to lose more while trying to get there.
Which really says something considering Russia's space program employed industrial rivets and bailing wire.
...and the hummus in the toothpaste tube? They used that to seal the leaks.
Don't get me started on Cold War Soviet design defects. I would be here all afternoon. I could write a book about those numnuts. Not an artist among them because of course Stalin and his ilk had all the artists and designers killed.
And I think the Russians lost a lot of men getting to space as quick as they did, technologically speaking. I think Gregarin was just the one who made it back alive first.
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