You know, you'd think with a smokin' hot girlfriend at home Peter Parker would spend less time as spider-man. But I guess that's always the way, isn't it? No matter how Smokin' hot the girlfriend always ends up trying to drag the boyfriend's attention away from video games, or football or whatever.
I'm with guys. Should anyone of us gain a smokin' hot girlfriend, we should devise a list of things that keep the couple separate, and then vow to destroy those things.
Though that look lets you know that he doesn't want to leave her. http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2008/031/3/9/39a52296ebdbc8e9.jpg
I think MJ may actually look better in the costume. She certainly seems to find time to put it on. Maybe cosplay is foreplay in the Parker household.
I am amused by web-swinging Mary Jane though. I imagine she's bummed rides from Peter more than once.
I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
4 comments:
You know, you'd think with a smokin' hot girlfriend at home Peter Parker would spend less time as spider-man. But I guess that's always the way, isn't it? No matter how Smokin' hot the girlfriend always ends up trying to drag the boyfriend's attention away from video games, or football or whatever.
What's wrong with you guys?
You have accurately explained the woe of the simple looking man.
that is what i am talking about... i would never leave the house.
I'm with guys. Should anyone of us gain a smokin' hot girlfriend, we should devise a list of things that keep the couple separate, and then vow to destroy those things.
Though that look lets you know that he doesn't want to leave her.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2008/031/3/9/39a52296ebdbc8e9.jpg
I think MJ may actually look better in the costume. She certainly seems to find time to put it on. Maybe cosplay is foreplay in the Parker household.
I am amused by web-swinging Mary Jane though. I imagine she's bummed rides from Peter more than once.
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs6/i/2005/030/3/c/Perfect_Pair_COLORED_by_cheeks_74.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs12/i/2011/355/4/2/tailgater_colored_by_cheeks_74-donz3o.jpg
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