I forever stand vigilant to protect this planet from the myriad of forces that are always against us. Be it the octopus, zombies, aliens or the robots my team of human agents, and our feline allies, circle the globe in a never ending struggle for human freedom.
I learn all I can on every subject that interests me. I especially enjoy ancient history because in the past there are valuable lessons to be found. Also, if I ever get my time machine to work properly, it would be good to know a bit about possible destinations and what to expect when I get there.
I greatly appreciate beautiful design. Be it manufactured or found naturally I am fascinated by the process of invention. I am attracted to the unique, the strange, the haunted. I like to share what I find on this blog.
And not let us forget the 'Cephalopod Menace' who, if allowed to, would wrap their tentacles around all that is good and pure in this life and crush it until it remained no more. They are creatures of pure spite. Hate is all they know. Death is all they do. They are our most ruthless and determined enemy.
So we fight. Selena has the celebrity contacts, the cat is ruthless and without pity, Roosevelt's ghost has the experience and I do the wetwork.
Fighting for the future of the planet doesn't have to be a chore, however. We can take the time to appreciate all that is cool in this world even as we cut the octopus into bite sized chunks.
This is the reason there has always been and must forever be, a Cave of Cool. Be sure to wipe your feet before you enter.
8 comments:
Pickles on a giant hot dog? What were they thinking? Dice that up into some relish! Its better for the digestion.
Those pickles are TRADITIONAL. Don't you know nuttin?
Hey, isn't that Anthony Wiener? . . . I mean, Carlos Danger? Watch out, Kate!
Oh I am sure they DNA tested that weiner right after birth to confirm all the bonifides they need for an heir to the throne.
Y'all DON'T KNOW WHAT a good Chicago Dog would taste like...
They're the best.
He's just such a twit. You look up "English twit" in the dictionary and there's a picture of him.
And she's so dull.
Erik, those a bread and butter pickles and, honestly, you should try them before you demand they be cut up into relish.
Long live the king!
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