Products For The Mentally Challenged

This product, first of all, makes the person look like they are a hostage being dragged away to some unknown location. And if you fall asleep wearing this bag over your head, you deserve to be tossed into a van and held for ransom. Wait, I can also wear this in church so I can sleep without being woken up by some boring sermon. This has a billion applications. It's a hundred dollar idea.