Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness: Can't We Give Bees A Chance

Thursday, September 11, 2014

Can't We Give Bees A Chance

I hate seeing stories about the decline of the honeybees. You would think that with our enormous human brains we could figure out what is killing off all these colonies? I would like to dig into the conspiracy theories but they all lead back to Monsanto - THE evilest of evil corporations to read the press they get. Even worse than Umbrella some say and you all know how I feel about the shenanigans Umbrella pulled in those Resident Evil movies. I do not approve. Maybe in the next James Bond movie he could fight to save the honeybee after an evil corporation tries to control all the bees of the world. This of course causes many of the bees to die due to their reluctance to accept the outside control which is ironic since bees have a reputation for having a 'hive' mentality where such control would seem routine but is in fact killing the strongest of the bees - the ones who can resist and leaving the weaker bees to continue on - something this is not good for any of us in the long run. What will I do for my morning smoothie if I don't have frozen fruit to blend? I MUST BLEND. Save the bees ya hillbillies.

If the kids see this picture just tell them that Mr Bee is 'sleeping'. Then distract them with something shiny.

If you are reading this, there is a good chance absolutely none of this information is new. If the bees are not nursed back to health as a species, say goodbye to these things- (unless you want genetically modified, manually pollinated products of Monsanto in the wake of the extinction of the honeybee)