Thursday, December 11, 2014

The Best Of 2014 - April



An Australian Definition of a Canadian

You probably missed it in the local news, but there was a report a few years back that someone in Pakistan had advertised in a newspaper an offer of a reward to anyone who killed a Canadian - any Canadian.

An Australian dentist wrote the following editorial to help define what a Canadian is, so they would know one when they found one:

FlagA Canadian can be English or French or Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian or Greek. A Canadian can be Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani or Afghan. A Canadian may also be a Cree, Métis, Mohawk, Blackfoot, Sioux or one of the many other tribes known as native Canadians. A Canadian's religious beliefs range from Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or none.

In fact, there are more Muslims in Canada than in Afghanistan. The key difference is that in Canada they are free to worship as each of them chooses. Whether they have a religion or no religion, each Canadian ultimately answers only to God, not to the government or to armed thugs claiming to speak for the government and for God.

A Canadian lives in one of the most prosperous lands in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which recognized the right of each person to the pursuit of happiness. A Canadian is generous and Canadians have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need, never asking a thing in return. Canadians welcome the best of everything, the best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best services and the best minds. But they also welcome the least - the oppressed, the outcast and the rejected.

These are the people who built Canada. You can try to kill a Canadian if you must as other blood-thirsty tyrants in the world have tried, but in doing so, you could just be killing a relative or a neighbour. This is because Canadians are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. Everyone who holds to that spirit, everywhere, can be a Canadian.      


    


 



 


 

 










 


 


 

12 comments:

Dr. Theda said...

More pics of a great book and Gargon...(GI Joe item) we so wanted for Christmas as a Kid... Had a light sensor on its chest to shut it down....

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I know. Gargon is such a holy grail piece. The box art is gorgeous.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

People who sit on glass chairs should probably wear pants.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Lets not make that a hard and fast rule. Sometimes people can make 'pantless' work.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Lets not make that a hard and fast rule. Sometimes people can make 'pantless' work.

Erik Johnson Illustrator said...

I'll give the ladies a pass, but I still think this is a poor choice for the seats at Taco bell.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

I can accept that compromise.

Jordan said...

I never get tired of that black cat giving that "take" to the camera.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

It's too perfect. You see him stop, then you see what he was looking and then he turns around. Perfect timing.

Jordan said...

Right. He's like, "A BALLOON?"

Timothy S. Brannan said...

Where is the world did you find that Kato (Steamgril) figure??

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

It was just there on some page.