Bitch, That is COLD!

If these two crazy kids can't make it work then what hope is there for any one of us to find love? She only loved him for his corpse. Damn Charlie, we have ALL been there. Am I right, my brothers??

 

You may recall reports from last year that sadistic criminal Charles Manson was preparing to tie the knot with Afton Burton - a woman 53 years his junior.

Well, the wedding has been called off for the most peculiar of reasons: the bride-to-be wanted Manson’s corpse.

According to journalist Daniel Simone, Burton’s wished to marry the cult figure so that she could put his remains on display in a glass crypt and make money from curious crowds.

Sorry we can’t report on a happier love story for Valentine’s Day