NINE Is Some Kind Of Record?

I can see if these were solid wooden or metal eggs but CREAME EGGS??? I know, myself, I could at least stuff 15 up there, wrapped or unwrapped. But who would want to certify that?? Who would hang THAT certificate on their wall of fame? This is why I think all of these 'records' are stupid. Who even thought this would be something for a person to aspire to? I mean you want to be PROUD of your efforts to achieve greatness, right?