Stay Crazy China

After several deadly escalator accidents in China in recent weeks, the government has started posting these signs to inform everyone on how to survive an encounter with this transport device. What if I can't make the jump across the chasm? Is that just a crappy day at the mall for me? Do I deserve to be ground up in the gears? The worst part is that usually this kind of thing is just left to be a danger to the poor people unfortunate enough to be too tired to climb the stairs.